Segítene egy angolos néhány mondat lefordításával?

You can get a bigger crowd on the streets.

(valaki elkezd sztriptízelni, és erre mondják neki...)

Why don't you split them? A stocking apiece.

(egy pár harisnyán kapott össze két lány)

From now on, you wear your own stockings or go barelegged.

I will not have that in my house.I wish you girls

would find some way to settle your differences.

I wouldn't room with her if you paid me to.

That's the best news I've had in the past year.

(itt főleg a magyar szavak sorrendje érdekel)

Előre is köszönöm!