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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She seemed surprised.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never intersect.

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle."

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

I'm friends with all electricians. We have great current connections.

Remélem találsz olyat, ami tetszik :)