Hogyan fordítanátok le a következő angol mondatot, úgy hogy csak egyféle magánhangzó legyen benne?

Improvising an impromtu toast, and being unworthy on the future of mankind, right now renting a loose sleeve-protector, a chamois-skin for bookbinding and a leaking tear-sac exactly from you, eating canned stew, using his tub and bucket for drinking from sparkling marc and cider - scratching his dingus, flirting from his ward in the prison - a devilish, aspiring prisoner who is just moving from the town of Itchy-ball, bought from an affordable loan from a spitting lad of Pearl city, he is winching up the freshly bought self-loading cultivator to his flatlet by utilizing an elbow-shaped drainpipe.