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Segitenétek a hibák kijavitásában? Van amelyiket tudom, de nem vagyok biztos benne

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In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.


In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.


In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.


In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.


In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.


In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.


In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.


In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.


Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.


In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.


Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.



A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.


In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.


In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.


In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.


In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.


Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?


In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.


In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.


In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.


In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.


In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.


At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.


In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.


From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

Cooles and Heates:

If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.



Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:

- English well talking.

- Here speeching American.


2011. jún. 4. 10:59
 1/2 Vree ***** válasza:
Na de ezeknek pont az elrontott jelentés a lényege...Kijavítani őket olyan mint kiegyenesíteni a Pisai Tornyot. :p
2011. jún. 4. 12:28
Hasznos számodra ez a válasz?
 2/2 A kérdező kommentje:

Tudom, hogy ezek viccesek, de a tanar azt keri, hogy javitsuk ki oket.


Es egyszeruen nem tudom, hogy hogyan kellene kijavitani azt, hogy ne lepj be hattal a liftbe? Neovok ra, mit akart irni ehelyett

2011. jún. 5. 12:14

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