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[Verse 1 Ludacris]

Luda!..

I hadn't killed so many niggas in the booth,

I sell rappers on E-Bay,

Soldiers couldn't cause more disaster on D-Day,

Haters better cover up their jam like freeway

Cause every hit record's been instant like replays,

Hold the line I got yo moma on 3-way,

Tell her Luda's got more records than the DJ,

Tell her she should blow me like candles on yo B-Day,

Cause I signed more lines than she's passed on da freeway,

Mo' checks than you ever could imagine,

Mo' wood up in ma whip and

Than a forest full of cabins,

And yes I stay high on that purple like Aladdin,

Them women say I talk more game than Jon Madden,

Howd it happen howd dey let me in the booth,

How dey let these rappers lie,

How dare I tell the truth!

I'm the truth, and these other boys phoney,

It's a movie so act like you know me

[Hook Ludacris]

Im a lyricist till the death,

So I got whatchya need,

Ludacris, I'm the last of a dying breed,

And we almost extinct,

So I'm saying it loud,

Say it with me: M.C. please move the crowd{x3}

[Verse 2 Lil Wayne]

I got it baby!

And I`m a M.C.,

I move the ground like Moses,

Like the Red Sea,

I wear red like roses,

Go against me and you be dead like roses,

Spittin` at yo head for the bread like toastas,

Never had a holster

I keep it on my lap,

And hip-hop aint dead it just had a heart attack,

But you see I keep it pumpin,

Yeah I got that hard back,

So just call me little carter,

Or little cardiac,

Precious like an artifact,

Valuble like a quarterback,

Edibale like they call me Jack,

Fuck that pipe and start `ack,

And now did he thought a that,

I mean now did he think a that

I mean now did I think a that

I`m like that little bring-you-back,

I mean now did i think of that,

I just buy my self some time,

Some one could throw me a suprise party for every rhyme,

Everytime I do it,

I do it dity like swine,

For the dirty and fine,

Hip Hop I'm alive!

[Hook Lil' Wayne]

I'm a lyricist to the death and I got what you need

Weezy F, the last of a dyin' breed

And we almost extinct, so I'm sayin' it loud

Say it with me: MC means move the crowd {x3}

[Verse 3 Ludacris]

This is music muscle mania,

my verse is on steriods,

Probably planes,

I'm the Jet-son like Elroy,

Flyin' through the sky at amazin' speeds,

We on the super man cush and that amazin' weed,

The new bentley came out,

My team said: Luda, get it!

20 thou says I'm the only nigga with it!

New arrow on yo brain,

like a A-town fit it,

And I'm not E-40 but I'm so sick wit it!

That my flow got the flu,

Hoes I gotta few,

But I'm stingey with the doe,

I'm like no not the 'U'

What the fuck was you thinkin!

Off what I'm thinkin',

Me and Wayne on that lead,

What the fuck was you drinkin!

Stinkin like that dead body off in da wood,

So I snatched her like a weave coming off in da hood,

And if you down for no bad,

Then up to no good,

And it's important that you make it understood?...

[Hook Ludacris]

Im a lyricist till the death,

So I got whatchya need,

Ludacris, I'm the last of a dying breed,

And we almost extinct,

So I'm saying it loud,

Say it with me: MC please move the crowd{x3}