Valaki letudná írni a gyílkos tréfából joker monológját MAGYARÚL?

Az lenne a legjobb, ha egy olyan ember írna akinek megvan a magyar változat és nem szabadon fordít, mivel én is letudnám fordítani angolról magyarra, de a hivatalos változat kéne. Ez lenne a szöveg:

"Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there's always madness. Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away...forever."