Ismertek olyan idézeteket amik viccesek és kicsit hülyeség mint pl. : I love you like kanye loves kanye? (Lehetőleg angolul)

Are you google? because you have everything im seaching for

Im not living im just surviving

Sorry im not Rihanna I dont love the way you lie

I can be nice only 1 person a day. And today isn't your day.

24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!

When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!