Hogy van magyarul ez a pár angol szöveg?

Már a több mint a felét lefordítottam, de ezek nem sikerülnek webfordítókkal sem. Ez egy képregény. Léci segítsetek nagyon nagyon fontos lenne! =(

1. High Tea Menagerie

Wherein friends first meet, fashions change, much tea is drunk and many cakes consumed before the calamitous onset of the FRZZZZZT:

2. Both in Istambul and online (for it is online that our scene lies)

3. Marvelous spread my dear, cucumber sandwiches, my absolute favourite.

4. A suprise guest to the party ... and on this stormy night ... curiouser and curiouser..

5. But seriously , this isn't the singing mermaid gala, where gala. Where have you brought me?

6. I can't see my user ID from here--- but i'm cat -wedding-- i guess you did end up in the wrong place.

7. Well i've been online for awhile you can't let the site designers define your reality, they are like in Sweden or someplace.

I hack together my own environment, clothes and friends.

8. Grrufff weather we're having this evening.

9. Outside guests were just what catwedding needed! it's one of those rare occastions. When the expected and the unexpected come together to form a perfect evening.

Gabriella is entraced by the originality of it all col. Bob is charming, Lady Lapine is so very tres, etc. etc. and so forth, what a day this has been, what a rare mood we're in....