A kérdésekre kenne válaszolni?

Azért ez így laza. :DDDDD

Egyesek stílusa fenomenális. Az a baj, hogy komolyan gondolják és nem viccelnek.

Először is, alig látom azt a részt, hol a kérdések vannak.

Másodszor ez a te házid, nem?

Harmadszor. Segítséget szerettél volna kérni?

1. Kérsés:

I have been in love with fire fighters since I gave birth to my child in a burning house. A devilishly handsome firefighter saved us, whom later I married. Only years later did I notice, that he already had a wife. Bullocks!

2. Kérdés:

Working with computers has always been a rather difficult activity for me, because I am a complete analphabet. What I like best about office jobs is to paint my nails in lunch break and when my sweet boss is away (whom I have an affair with by the way)

3. I best enjoy being unemployed, becouse I can paint my nails the whole day. In times of unemployment I regret not having a boss around whom I can suck for a raise in salary. And I hardly enjoy being so poor that I have to sell my body on the corner of our street so that I can by some make up.