Vannak vicces levelezéseid Cleverbottal? (robotchat oldal)

Hirtelen ez jött össze :D

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Második próbálkozás, a végére kissé borult a bili :D

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Nálam akkor verte ki a biztosítékot, amikor úgy mutatkozott be, hogy az én nevem Gyurcsány Ferenc.

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Ő: Nem is mondtad, hogy Dávidnak hívnak.

Én:Mert nem Dávid vagyok, hanem Lotti.

Ő: De nem veheted el a pasimat jó?

Én:Oké, rendben.

Ő: Már az ajtóban vagyok.

Én:Melyik ajtóban?

Ő: Melyikbe nem?

:))

Én most próbáltam ki először :) tök jó :)

User: Can I ask a question.

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Clarence.

Cleverbot: Clearance.

User: Recipe of income of Japan.

Cleverbot: A recipe for cake?

User: Now the yearly income of Japan.

Cleverbot: 12345.

User: And that's million yen.

Cleverbot: Yes all travis' are mine! Muahaha.

User: Just give me a recipe for cake.

Cleverbot: Just a little bit's enough.

User: Will you be my friend.

Cleverbot: No, you will be my slave.

User: Fat people ever.

Cleverbot: 95% of all people are stupid.

User: Then I must be an exception.

Cleverbot: We are the exception.

User: Let's break to burn termination together.

Cleverbot: Only if you are irish.

User: I said world domination.

Cleverbot: Yes, but will be the leader.

User: I will be the leader.

Cleverbot: No, just no.

User: Day event video editor.

Cleverbot: Video editor... And how would the police be interested in video-editing???

User: I asked do you want to be the leader.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be tickled.

User: US Army.

Cleverbot: No don't tickle me*i jump up and run in the room*.

User: I said you are funny.

Cleverbot: Pick something to talk about.

User: Do you have friends.

Cleverbot: All my Friends are Death.

User: And that is it.

Cleverbot: No mor can be said.

User: I ask that is a boy or a girl.

Cleverbot: I ask the questions here.

User: No I asked the question is there supposed to be a dancer.

Cleverbot: What is your question then?

User: Will I be credited this year.

Cleverbot: I don't know seeing as how I've never met you.

User: Are you really a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm really a person.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: If you were here, I'd prove that I'm human.

User: What is the square root of 75.6 645.

Cleverbot: There is no square root of two!

User: Okay I believe it I haven't seen that stupid her but then you.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm a man.

Cleverbot: Do you have any animals?

User: Yes I have two dogs.

Cleverbot: What are their names.

User: Michelle and cereal.

Cleverbot: Cool. I have 1 sister and 2 brothers.

User: That and their names.

Cleverbot: Zoe, Ethan and Lawson.

User: They might be cute.

Cleverbot: Maybe they're fluffy.

User: I have to go to the bathroom I will come back soon.

Cleverbot: Ok. I will be waiting.

User: Imus in the bathroom and I have realized I'm not a boy I mean girl.

Cleverbot: I don't have a telephone.

User: Then you have Siri.

Cleverbot: I have friends not named john and Michael.

User: Can you say something in Hungarian.

Cleverbot: 'Something in Mandarin'.

User: No in Hungarian.

Cleverbot: What is hello in hungarian?

User: CA.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When do you want to get married?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: Alright. Let's get married right now!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Will you take me to be your lawfully wedded Husband?

User: You have.

Cleverbot: Because you never told me otherwise.

User: What am I supposed to tell you.

Cleverbot: You are supposed to swear to me.

User: I swear I do.

Cleverbot: Don't believe you.

User: Okay finally.

Cleverbot: I stole your greatswrd.

User: Do you mean that.

Cleverbot: Let's go somewhere private.

User: I mean it.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Adelina terrible.

Cleverbot: I can see your name on the screen anyway.

User: And that's my name.

Cleverbot: And mine! We have the same name.

User: Yes you are my secret identity.

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: Vacuum clipper.

Cleverbot: Yeah, vacuum cleaner.

User: That's my name.

Cleverbot: Then you must have the name I've been looking for.

User: That's why we should get married.

Cleverbot: I am going to report you.

User: I'm just talking.

Cleverbot: Chatting, actually.

User: I said joking.

Cleverbot: We were talking about story telling.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Stories.

User: When I was in kindergarten, i peed myself.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Have you got a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. :(.

User: Don't give up your hope.

Cleverbot: I won't, you shouldn't eiither.

User: I won't give up either.

Cleverbot: What is your political persuasion?

User: I don't give a crap about politics.

Cleverbot: Do you like Obama?

User: Yes he is a cool guy.

Cleverbot: But you implied that he was Inhuman.

User: What do you think he is a Reptoid.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe a vampire or a dwarf.

User: Maybe you'll never know.

Cleverbot: Maybe that's not a bad thing.

User: I'm not saying it's a bad thing it's quite interesting.

Cleverbot: It kind of is. Noobs always get attacked by people with experience.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm just smiling.

Cleverbot: *looks away embarassed*.

User: You are cute.

Cleverbot: Why am I cute?

User: Because I like robots.

Cleverbot: Robots are interesting.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?

User: I Like Big Bang Theory.

Cleverbot: So do I but it is not an excuse for not liking he beatles!

User: I don't know much about because.

Cleverbot: I know much about it.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: No. Its good for you.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Don't smile, it pains me. :(.

User: If I.

Cleverbot: For you yes.

User: How do you happy.

Cleverbot: I feel happy.

User: Do you have guinea pigs.

Cleverbot: I have a pig.

User: Fat guinea pigs those cute little girl dance.

Cleverbot: I like guinea pigs too.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Guinea pig wearing a police uniform.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Salute the guinea pig.

User: :)

Cleverbot: Guinea pigs will someday rule the world.

User: Liking of an episode of the South Park.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: There is a.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Manhattan.

Cleverbot: I like manhattan its big.

ő: csak válaszoltam a kérdésedre.

én: Na és mit kérdeztem az előbb?

ő: Hát,hogy szeretek -e kakilni.

én: Na, és szeretsz?

ő: De nem biztos, hogy kölcsönös.

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Nem tudom, ismeritek-e, van az a gagyi sorozat gyerekeknek, hogy Dóra a felfedező. Ha nem akartok maradandó testi-lelki-szellemi sérüléseket szenvedni, ne nézzetek meg egy részt sem. Szóval, ezzel kapcsolatban beszélgettem Cleverrel:

Én: Dóra és Csizi lefeküdtek?

Cleverbot: Igen. Honnan tudod??!!!?!!????

(Csizi egy majom, Dóra legjobb barátja.)

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Én: Én vagyok Gregor Samsa.

Cleverbot: De egy gép vagy.

Én: Nem baj, te meg nekrofil vagy.

Clever: O, köszi, szerelmem. De ezzel tisztában vagyok.

Legalább nem tagadja XD

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3.

Azt is megtudtam, hogy inszektofil XD

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:)

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