Mondanátok angolul JÓ vicceket?

-Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin. -Sex? -3 to 5 times a

week. -No, I mean..male/female? -Yes, male,female and sometimes

camels. -Holy cow! -Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. -Oh dear, -No,

deer runs too fast

Angol-magyar cuccok xD

Beer luck (Bírlak!)

Sir one a you come on (Szőr van a lyukamon)

Me of us one? (Mi a f@sz van?)

Kitchen get neck (Kicsengetnek)

Hot show race (Hátsórész)

New see one up road? (Nyuszi van apród?)

Facebookról vannak, mint szamócáé is. :D

-Is it possible to confide a secret to you?

-Certainly. I will be as silent as the grave.

-Well, then I have a pressing need for two bucks.

Dont't worry. It is as if I had heard nothing.

VAGY

-My brother is working with 5000 men under him.

-Where?

-Mowing lawns in a cemetery.

:D

- Sir, would you call me a taxi please?

-Of Course. You are a taxi.