Vicces idézetek?

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.” – Ann Landers

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips